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Film review – Machete CathNews The drug lord is Steven Seagal, the officer is Jessica Alba, the priest is Cheech Marin, the hirer's daughter is Lindsay Lohan. And, as they say, … Photo: Splash NewsEntertainmentwise MacheteSky Movies First Look Machete Featurette Tells Us Why Machete Don't Text And MoreBleeding Cool News Crikey (blog) –Mirror.co.uk –The Arts Desk all 14 news articles »